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Saturday, November 13, 2021

An American, Frenchman, and Russian discuss happiness

 An American, a Frenchman, and a Russian are sitting at a bar and talking about what makes them happy.

"The best feeling in life is a good gun in one hand, a good beer in another, and a beautiful woman on your lap," the American says.

"The best feeling in life is sharing an excellent meal, a fine bottle of wine, and a smooth cigarette with the woman you love," replies the Frenchman.

"You're both wrong!" says the Russian. "The best feeling in life is when the KGB knocks on your door at 3 in the morning, asks 'Are you Ivan Ivanov?' and you say 'No, I'm Grigori Grigoriev, Ivan Ivanov is next door.'"

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