Stalin summons Karl Radek and says, "I know you go around cracking jokes at me. It's impertinent and disrespects the office."
"But why?" asks Radek.
"I'm the Great Leader, Teacher, and Friend of the People, after all."
"No, I haven't told anyone that one yet."
Three men are arrested by the NKVD and are sitting in the back of a truck, and they eventually get talking about how they got arrested.
"I was arrested when I denounced Karl Radek and an informant overheard," the first one says.
The second one exclaims, "How can that be? I was arrested for praising Karl Radek!"
They both turn to the third man and ask what he did.
He replies, "I'm Karl Radek."
