An old woman sees a camel

 Shortly after the Russian Revolution, an old woman goes to the Petrograd Zoo and sees a camel for the first time in her life.

"Poor horse!" she cries out. "Look at what the Bolsheviks did to you!"

Some workers in a washing machine factory

 Some workers in a washing machine factory decide that they want one for themselves. So, they resolve to steal the parts over time and build it in their apartments.

But it seemed that every time they tried, it would end up as a T-34.