During the Winter War, Finnish troops along the front lines hear a Soviet commissar yelling with a megaphone "Surrender to us, and we'll give you some makhorka!"
One Finn grabs a megaphone and yells back "Surrender to us, and we'll give you a pack of real cigarettes!"
The commissar yells back "Join us, we have communism!"
The Finn replies "I bet you're lying about the makhorka, too!"
A Red Army division is marching through Finland during the height of the Winter War, when they hear a voice in the woods yell "One Finn is worth ten Russians!"
The commander sends in a squadron, and they are all quickly shot dead by a hidden Finnish sniper.
The voice calls again, "One Finn is worth a hundred Russians!" The commander sends in a regiment, and all his soldiers end up shot dead.
The voice yells "One Finn is worth a thousand Russians!" so the commander orders his entire division into the woods, knowing he has enough to overwhelm them.
Only one wounded survivor staggers out, saying "It's a trap, there are two Finns in the woods!"
