Cycle Smarts

 Why do police officers ride two to a motorcycle?

Because you need at least eight years of education to drive one.

A man is driving with his wife and son

 A man is driving with his wife and young son when they're stopped at a police checkpoint. A policeman makes the man blow into the breathalyzer, and sure enough, he's drunk.

"No way! Your machine must be broken!" swears the man. He urges the policeman to test his wife and son as well. Surprisingly, both of them register as intoxicated. The policeman admits the breathalyzer must be broken after all, and lets them pass without further issue.

As he drives away, the man tells his wife, "See? I knew it would be worth it giving him five grams of vodka!"

A man parks his car in Red Square

 A man parks his car in Red Square, but a police officer rushes up to him. "You can't park there, it's right outside the Politburo!"

"Don't worry, sir," the man replies, "I made sure to lock it."

KGB teams working in group of three

 Why do KGB teams always work in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to make sure those two intellectuals don't do anything suspicious.

Ambulance in a riot

 During a riot, an ambulance comes and shuttles away two riot officers who were injured in the clash. One protestor sees an old woman crying at the sight and accosts her.

"Why are you crying for those dogs, they don't deserve your sympathy!"

The woman stops crying for a moment and replies, "Don't you see? That ambulance only took two, but it's big enough to hold five!"