A man goes to a newspaper stand every day, buys a copy of Pravda, glances at the front cover, makes a disgusted face, and throws it away.
The seller eventually asks him "Why do you always look at the covers but never inside?"
The man replies "I'm checking for an obituary."
"An obituary?" the seller asks. "They aren't on the front page!"
"Trust me, this one will be."
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