A Russian dies and goes to Hell

 A Russian dies and goes to Hell, so Satan puts him in a lake of fire.

However, the man's happy. He yells out, "I'll never be cold again!"

So, Satan takes the man out of the lake of fire and puts him in an endless ocean.

The man is even happier, and he exclaims, "I'll never be thirsty again!"

Finally, Satan puts him in a lake of ice, where he's frozen up to his head.

However, the man's now crying tears of joy, and he yells, "Hell froze over! Russia is free!"