Khrushev asks John F. Kennedy hot it seems like he knows so much about what other world leaders are doing, almost as if he can see the future
Kennedy replies that he has a secret phone number that goes straight to Hell, and the Devil himself tells him this information He passes Khrushchev a business card with the number on it, but warns him it costs $100 per minute.
The next time they meet, Khrushchev said he called the line and got so much helpful information, and it only cost him 5 kopeks!
Kennedy asks how that could possibly be, and Khrushchev replies, "It's long distance for your phone, but a local line for mine!"
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