Khrushchev writes his own speech

 Khrushchev is preparing a speech, this time by himself, without any speechwriters. When the script is finished, he gives it to his deputy and asks for his opinion.

"It's an outstanding, inspiring speech," replies the deputy.

Khrushchev then shares it with his Minister of Culture, who says, "Comrade Khrushchev, this is a great speech, in the finest traditions of Marxism-Leninism."

Finally, Khrushchev gives his script to his son-in-law, who unlike Khrushchev, has a formal education. He says, "Your speech is okay, but 'fuckyou' is supposed to be two words, and 'ass hole' is supposed to be one."