To celebrate the hundredth anniversary of Lenin's birth, plants and factories all across the Soviet Union design commemorative goods to honor him:
- A perfume named "Scent of Lenin"
- A soap named "All over Lenin's places"
- A cosmetic powder named "Lenin's ashes"
- A bed for newly weds named "Lenin is always with us"
- A laxative named "Lenin's testament"
- A candy named "Lenin in chocolate"
- A bra named "Lenin's hills"
- A wine named "Lenin in Razliv"
- A sausage named "Lenin's cut"
- A cuckoo clock with a Lenin figurine that, on the hour, pops out and says, "What to do? What to do?"
- A fountain named "Lenin's jet"
- A windup doll of Lenin that, when wound up, hops one step forward and two back
- A tourist guidebook called Lenin's Favorite Siberian Places, for people who like telling jokes about Lenin
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