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Friday, November 12, 2021

Waiting in line for meat

 At a line for meat rations, the store is starting to run low. At 9, they announce "All Jews, get out of the line!"

They still don't have enough for everyone in line, so at 10 they announce "Everyone who isn't in the Party, get out of the line!"

It's still too low for them to make it, so at 11 they announce "Everyone who isn't a Great Patriotic War veteran, get out of the line!"

At noon, they announce "Apologies comrades, but we're all out of meat!"

As everyone who was still in line walks away, one man mutters, "Bloody Jews, always getting preferential treatment!"

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