Three factory workers are arrested

 Three factory workers are arrested and are waiting together in the back of a KGB van.

The first says, "I came in to work five minutes late every day, so they accused me of being an American saboteur."

The second says, "I came in to work five minutes early every day, so they accused me of being an American spy."

The third says, "I came in to work on time every day, so they accused me of having an American watch."