The Soviet government decides to establish the first strip club in Moscow. However, it doesn't have many customers, so they bring in an American designer to take a look at it.
He examines every detail: the location, the layout, the decor, the menu, the drinks, the music, the performances, and anything else one could think of.
He returns to the Soviet officials and says, "Everything about this building is perfect, the only thing you need to change is get different performers."
"Impossible!" says the chief official. "They're perfect for the job! They've been loyal members of the Party for over fifty years!"
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