Suslov is on his deathbed, and the members of the Politburo are waiting outside his bedroom for news of his death. His doctor tells them, "Yes, comrades, nobody is immune. Our greatest enemy is old age."
"No," says Brezhnev, "our greatest enemy is laziness! Look, we've been waiting half an hour, and Suslov still hasn't shown up!"
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