Students learn about the Soviet Union

 In an elementary school classroom, the teacher is telling the kids how wonderful life is in the Soviet Union.

"Where do the children have the best clothes?"

"The Soviet Union!"

"Where do the children have the best toys?"

"The Soviet Union!"

"Where are the children the happiest?"

"The Soviet Union!"

Suddenly, one of the students starts crying. The teacher asks, "What's wrong, little Vanya?"

"I wish I lived in the Soviet Union!"