Stalin's being driven through a back road out to his dacha one night when suddenly, the car lurches to a halt.
The driver explains that a pig from a nearby farm wandered onto the road and he hit it.
Stalin is a bit annoyed, but told the driver, "Just go to their house comrade, tell them you're my driver, and apologize."
A while later, the man returns, seeming incredibly satisfied. Stalin asks how the family reacted, but the driver said they seemed in good spirits and even gave him some of their dinner.
Back on the road, the driver hits another pig that wandered onto the road.
He goes and tells the farmer's family, but when he comes back, he says the family was overjoyed and gave him a shot of vodka.
The driver hits a third pig that was on the road, but this time, Stalin secretly follows him to see why the people would be so happy.
When the farmer comes to the door, the driver announces, "I'm Comrade Stalin's driver, the pig is dead!"
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