Stalin goes swimming in a river, but gets swept up in a current and nearly drowns. A peasant walking along the banks sees him struggling, jumps in, and drags him to the shore.
When Stalin comes to, he says, "Comrade, tell me whatever you want and it shall be yours!"
"Nothing," the peasant replies, realizing who he just saved. "Just don't tell anyone it was me who saved you!"
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