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Monday, November 15, 2021

Secretary Brezhnev's daily schedule

 9 AM: Reanimate

10 AM: Breakfast

11 AM: Deliver medals

12 PM: Recharge batteries

2 PM: Dinner

4 PM: Receive medals

6 PM: Sign important documents

8 PM: Become clinically dead

9 AM: Reanimate...

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