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Thursday, November 11, 2021

Khrushchev and Kennedy are cryogenically frozen

 Khrushchev and Kennedy both decide to cryogenically freeze themselves for fifty years to see who ends up as the winner of the Cold War.

When they emerge fifty years later, they immediately go to a newspaper stand.

Khrushchev points triumphantly at one headline, which says 'AMERICAN COMMUNIST PARTY CHAIRMAN ANNOUNCES NEW FIVE YEAR PLAN'. "See? We won!"

However, Kennedy replies, "I wouldn't be so sure about that," and points to a headline that says 'MILITARY SKIRMISH ON THE SINO-POLISH BORDER'.

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