God appears at the Yalta Conference

 God Himself appears at the Yalta Conference, and the Allied leaders approach to offer homage at His throne.

First, Winston Churchill approaches, and God stands up and shakes his hand.

Next, Franklin Roosevelt rolls up, and God stands up and shakes his hand.

Next, Stalin comes up, and God stays seated and shakes his hand. Stalin is offended and asks, "Why did you single me out and not stand up for me?"

God replies, "I know you too well, Iosef Vissarionovich. If I left My seat for just an instant, I know you'd sit on it at once."