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Monday, November 15, 2021

Brezhnev goes to Hell

 Leonid Brezhnev dies and goes to Hell. Due to his prominence in life, Satan says that he can choose his punishment.

So Brezhnev walks through Hell, seeing the punishments inflicted upon other world leaders. He sees Stalin being submerged in boiling water, Hitler being hung upside-down, and Khrushchev with Marilyn Monroe sitting on his lap.

"Ooh, I choose Khrushchev's punishment!" says Brezhnev.

"Sorry, Leonid Ilyich," replies Satan, "that's actually Marilyn Monroe's punishment."

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