Brezhnev gives a speech to the British Parliament

 During state visit to Britain, Brezhnev begins giving a speech to Parliament. "Honorable Prime Minister Gandhi..."

An aide comes up to him and whispers, "Actually, it's Margaret Thatcher."

Undeterred, Brezhnev begins again. "Honorable Prime Minister Gandhi..."

The aide comes up to him again and says, "Sir! It's Margaret Thatcher!"

Brezhnev annoyedly replies, "I know, but the speech says Indira Gandhi!"