In order to alleviate the continual shortage of butter, the Politburo has ordered their finest scientists to find a way to convert shit into butter, and to have results by the next anniversary of the October Revolution.
After six months of hard work, the scientists send a report to the Politburo saying that they have achieved a 50% success rate. When asked to give more information, the head scientist replies, "We've figured out how to make it spreadable, but you still can't eat it yet."
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