A man is sitting at the bar, and one of the other patrons strikes up a conversation with him. At one point he's asked "If you had ten million rubles, what would you do?"
"I'd take a vacation and travel all around the Union."
"What if it were a hundred million?"
"I'd take a vacation and travel all around the Union."
"Come on, aren't there any other countries you know of?"
"I know about other countries, but I don't know who you are!"
Variants include the man referring to a Ferrari as a "fine Russian car," but still refusing to admit otherwise for fear of saying something incriminating.
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